Saturday 23 July 2011

Worse than crack.


My new Cadburys Mini Swiss Roll habit is spiralling out of control. I believe I am experiencing the classic signs of addiction as listed here (one or two words have been changed): User needs to consume swiss rolls to avoid experiencing physical withdrawal symptoms like insomnia, feelings of restlessness, anxiousness and depression. Also, when much time is spent, not just using swiss rolls, but thinking about them, planning to obtain them and recovering from them then the situation has taken a major turn for the worse.


Fortunately they are not available where I live, so when I've eaten the suitcase of them I shall be taking back with me, I'll go cold turkey.

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