Return of the bio-hazard

Compulsive foot jiggling, multiple smoke breaks and the coughing up of a lung.
He's back!


Salvation is at hand, however. It appears that a vast fortune is within my grasp thanks to a mystery benefactor:

my personal reference number LLP/953/900//316US/UK

From: Yu-Tzu_Tai@dfci.harvard.edu

I have willed 14million usd to you contact my pastor with subject above because
today is my major operation mellisa is my name with this email only please
pastorwaldron@hotmail.com

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My first act of charity will be to bestow a less pungent pair of shoes on the M.A.M.