Observed in Domino's takeaway this evening: Skinny, twitchy man wearing a chunky gold necklace and bright orange t-shirt, putting in an order to collect.
Female cashier: 'Your name please?'
Twitchy man mutters something unintelligible.
Cashier: 'Pardon?'
Twitchy man (evasive): 'It doesn't matter.'
Cashier: 'But what shall I put?'
Twitchy man (agitated): 'Just put anything.'
Cashier: 'Shall I put "man in the orange t-shirt"?
Twitchy man silently hands over crumpled £20 note.
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