This is a good idea. Isn't it?

 

Usually I handle my precious MacBook Pro with the care and veneration accorded to one of the 61 surviving Imperial Fabergé Eggs. But on this fatal morning I foolishly pulled it out of the boot in haste.

Picture my anguish when, somehow, the laptop flew out of my hand with the vicious spin applied by an aboriginal hunter when taking down a kangaroo with a boomerang.

Although it was snug inside its protective case, 3mm of Neoprene could not entirely cushion the impact of the cruel bricks, resulting in one horribly bent corner. Having devoted a large portion of the day to online research it seems that replacing the entire aluminium body at heart-stopping cost is the only solution.

Or is it...