Tested & found wanting

Begged off work this morning to see the opthalmologist for a check-up on my dodgy allergy-ridden eyes. The doctor was running late and there were several people still waiting to be seen ahead of me, including a pair of nuns.

After a half an hour's wait the doctor came in and beckoned me. I told her that the nuns were there before me, but she informed me that as emergency cases without appointments, they would have to wait while she dealt with the scheduled patients. Did I insist that she see the nuns first? Well, no. But I really rushed through the eye test and didn't dwell too much on my list of symptoms.

I'm going to hell, aren't I.