Received a text message from Shady Abdul this evening. He excitedly informs me that 'good progress' has been made in the small matter of the thousands he nicked from me. He alleges that a yet further mysterious middleman is involved, and it is this shadowy individual that Abdul is heroically pursuing to recover my cash.
Whatever. Abdul claims to have involved attorneys, and if the mystery man does not come up with the money by next Tuesday, Abdul's attorneys will (quote) 'cease his assets :)'
His message concluded with a warm and friendly 'Take care'.
Bit late for that.
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