Imagine, some lucky lady will be on the receiving end of the treatment this sausage roll is getting.
Here are a few of the qualities a potential mate of the MAM would require:
- Fundamental dislike of the condition of sobriety
- Limited or no sense of smell essential
- Impaired eyesight a plus
- Ditto, hearing
- Own plentiful supply of Peter Stuyvesant
- Appreciation of crass sexist witticisms
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