Appetite-Stop

I've just been assaulted by one the most horrific sights you could possibly imagine. I was contentedly eating a lamb chop and baked potato dinner while watching TV, when on came a badly-made advert for something called Epil-Stop.

The low production values were sickening enough, but I actually cried out in involuntary disgust when a very tanned female leg from thigh to calf appeared, covered in what can only be described as a coarse, dark, curly mat of pubic hair. An arm then swooped in to pull off a long waxy strip covered in this fur, and I was facing a struggle to keep my lamb chop down.

Should such offensive material be allowed during prime dinner-time viewing, I ask?