Sunday 18 September 2011

asphyxia

I'm putting my recent poor decision-making down to spray glue.
We use spray glue to mount up work for presentations. It's a harmful chemical though, and guidelines call for gloves, eye protection and safety masks to be worn when using it.

Being an ad agency we prefer to live on the edge, therefore my safety precautions involve i) sucking in a giant breath of air before entering the spray booth, ii) running inside to spray as many pieces of paper as possible while holding my breath and squinting, iii) staggering back out purple-faced and gasping.

I suspect repeated inhalation of spray glue over the years to have adversely affected my health, notably my powers of reasoning.

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