Compelling viewing

Loving that programme about Australian border security, aptly named 'Border Security'. In any given episode there's guaranteed to be an Asian guy with a suitcase full of undeclared food and weevil-infested herbal medicines; somebody else (usually Asian) clearly planning to work while on a holiday visa; someone with a suitcase full of cocaine residue and several people in need of a body cavity search. It's always terribly disappointing when they tear some suspicious individual's bags apart but find nothing and have to let them go.