The Most Annoying Man has been stricken down with a tummy bug. He blames this on a curry he ate, but to anyone observing his consumption of reheated garage-bought sausage rolls from the vantage point of a neighbouring desk, the real cause is apparent. These hardy bacteria are obviously resistant to the presence of large quantities of vodka in the gut.
The whole department is currently working on a massive pitch effort under the command of a well known advertising luminary hired in the for occasion. She seems ok apart from a distressing habit of materialising behind you to check on your progress just when you're trying to sneak a look at newsthump.com.
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