Thursday 18 August 2011

Brothel-watch

They've gone! Like a mob of angry villagers menacing Castle Frankenstein with burning torches, pressure has been brought to bear by the outraged residents and the Ladies of the Night have fled. Leaving behind two months' whopping water & lights bills (scrubbing up between clients?) and a giant oil stain in my parking space from their dodgy furniture removals truck.

They will be sadly missed, especially by 'Dave' who couldn't quite remember their house number and woke me up instead at 1.30am. Given the rather casual vetting procedure that is clearly in place, I wonder who my next neighbours will be?

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