Thursday 3 November 2011

Temptations

Poor MAM. There was a big departmental lunch today, but he is skating on ice thinner than a sheet of recycled toilet paper regarding his alcohol consumption at work.

With so many witnesses on hand, he was forced to stick to ginger beer while those on either side of him guzzled down Tanqueray & tonic in a company-sponsored binge. Imagine his agony.

LATE BREAKING NEWS:
A colleague informs me he was surreptitiously pouring Vodka into his ginger beer. The bastard.





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