My plan to learn as little as possible about PowerPoint in order to avoid being given assignments appears to be backfiring. Far from discouraging the awarding of such assignments, I end up doing them anyway, but in an incredibly slow and laborious manner.
Today I created one hundred and thirty-three slides, with a squadron of people crowding around my humble little workstation to issue commands. There was a harassed moment or two when the desire to shriek EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DESK was almost overwhelming. But eventually the ordeal was over, and I admit to a sneaking sense of satisfaction (oh dear).
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