Scandal!

A magnificently juicy tidbit came to my attention this morning, perking a bleak monday morning up no end. This hot morsel of gossip concerns a senior client service executive of objectionable touchy-feely habits.

It seems that this lady has been identified by more than one gentleman (from photographs on the dreaded facebook) as a former high-class hooker at a long-closed establishment not far down the road. The heyday of this brothel was during the mid nineties, and it drew much of its clientele from the nearby ad agencies. Of course we're all prostituting ourselves to some extent by working in advertising, but this is taking that premise a bit far.

She certainly has a rather fawning geisha-like manner with clients. One gets the feeling that no service would be entirely out of the question when it comes to fulfilling their needs...