Noticed this morning that the MAM is sporting a fading hickey on the left side of his neck. This raises many questions. ie:
What the fuck? Is he forty-three, or twelve? Who in God's name was willing to suck on his manky neck, and why on earth did they feel it necessary to mark their territory in this way? Can he possibly have done it himself?
Now that I think about it, about a month ago he was hinting about some unfortunate new woman he had in his sights. He wouldn't say who though, as she's in the industry. When interrogated this morning he would only say that things 'got a bit out of hand' during his Valentine's day celebration. Shudder.
Interestingly, a long-single PA at the agency abruptly declared her love for a new mystery man in an attention-seeking Facebook status update yesterday. She and the MAM were observed in a huddle today, chatting about their movements for the afternoon (ostensibly they have nothing much to do with each other).
Coincidence?
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