Confirmed.

The love that dared not speak its name is now official. The Managing Director's secretary is having relations with the MAM. And giving him hickeys apparently. How desperate is this woman? Obviously being single sucks when the years are advancing, but my god. There are standards which must be upheld.

The general consensus around the office is that she could, indeed, have done better. By grabbing any random wino out of a Salvation Army shelter, for instance. She's got some serious work to do getting her booze intake up to par. A few people have commented that the MAM seems to have cut down on the drink a bit, but we all know that good behaviour in the first flush of love is unlikely to be maintained for very long. I give it three months before she's breaking cider bottles on his head like his last love interest.