sicko

God, the bleak abyss of Monday. The high point of the day was the absence of the MAM, since he called in sick this morning. According to his best buddy at the office, the poor bloke is 'man down'. Down at the bottom of a vodka bottle, we cynically speculate?

Far be it from me to besmirch his reputation, but there has been a trend in the past for him to be stricken by 'migraines' following a weekend. Or, as those among us with less medical expertise have called them, 'hangovers'. I wonder whether a sick note will be produced, as per company policy.