First day at the new office. Trying out various routes to work in the forlorn hope of finding a way of getting there in under an hour. Route #1 was not a success. Trapped for an hour and a half in traffic hell. Oh, the golden age of last week when I could reach the office in twenty minutes flat.
Members of the creative department now resemble battery hens sitting in little regimented rows all the way down the room. Inspired corporate blue & grey striped carpet tiles add to the cosy atmosphere. Can't shake off one mangy old bird though - the MAM is still in close proximity. His love affair with the blonde PA is still going strong, but I've heard no further news about his bid for promotion.
Meanwhile, all our proposed boardroom names were rejected by management (surprise!) so it's back to the drawing board. I'm thinking along the lines now of 'The Coop', 'The Head Bucket', 'Spatchcock', etc.
Ps. laptop has not yet been returned.
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